All That Inspires Me

• Body:Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
• Me:Please, god, no--
• Ovaries:ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
• Brain:I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
• Me:Please, guys, calm down--
• Face:TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
• Brain:And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
• Torso:Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
• Me:STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
• Stomach:lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
• Me:I hate you all
• Brain:I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
• Face:Lol, i'm not done yet.
• Uterus:what did i ever do to deserve this?
• Brain:you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
• Uterus:You mother fuckers.
• Torso:CONTRACT!
• Me:I quit being female, I am now a llama.
• Brain:Me gusta.
• ahahahahahahah.
• I always have to reblog this everytime xD

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    thought the quitting...female thing was just me ;_;

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    lmfaooo not a girl, but this just made me ROFL

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    DIFFERENT GIRL: Got the contraceptive implant on 25/03/2011 - have not menstruated since. I win forever.

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